Written by EricV at 20:33 2/9-2013
We came to the conclusion that our current riders aren't good enough for tours, they are more pure climbers then tourriders.
Our best achievements are, a 2th place in: Rotm,Mrt & Perm. But now we really want to win one. That's why we decided to buy 2 former tour winners.
We did not have much to choose from, so we had to pay 675k for only 2 riders. And the 2 new riders are a bit strange and different but he , if you don't try you will never know...
Let me indroduce them,
Rider1:
This 29-year-old man was caught stealing a saddle of a women's bicycle. It turned out the man really likes the smell of the seats. A house search revealed he had another 200 seats at home. The thief, Fergus Harrold, stated that especially bicycles with child seats are targeted by him. "I have a soft spot for the texture, the leather and the smell. I wish I can lick and sniff to the women's smell all day. "
Rider2:
This Danish vandal gets sexually excited by stabbing bicycle tires. A victim decided to hang a camera in front of his bike. From the images, it showed that the vandal had a very particular pattern. The unidentified man(turned out to be Jacub Rachlin) pricks the tires and sticks his hand in his pants while he holds a photo. Afraid of the masturbator he isn't, writes the victim. "I am only irritated"
The movie:
http://www.expressen.se/kvp/tidlost/cykelonanisten-fastnade-pa-film/
The photo in his hands:
http://www.hdwallpapers3d.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/justin-bieber-2012-justin-bieber-32132140-2000-2000.jpg
With these new riders we really hope we will finally win a tour.
The planning for season 26:
Volta ao Porto - Harrold
Vuelta de los Castillos - Thomas
Maybe, germany tour - Rachlin
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Comments
You will make it! I need some more points, around 350
Not sure where i'll be either, keep having those great off days...but ill only be losing just over 218 points till signup
Thnx bro! I hope i can sign up for the Veulta, it all depends on my results in the Volta..
I feel ur pain, glad though that i won at least one, but also 3x 3rd... Will be seeing u at Vuelta de los Castillos then
@ Twente
I know, but I dont like loans;)
I did offer you the perfect Porto rider though. :)
It is, a victim, by the way.
that was so awesome, i looked at the video 3 times, and the last time with the picture in a different screen, its awesome and very arousing
Indeed Noppes, I don't even bother to reed it.
wow, crazy team! Huge transfers :)
This must be the most disturbing thing I have read in ages..
Make it go away!
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